الجمعة، 12 أكتوبر 2012

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ﺃﻧﺎ ﻻ ﺃﺅﻣﻦ ﺑﻮﺟﻮﺩ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ "
ﺫﻫﺐ ﺭﺟﻞ ﺇﻟﻰ ﺍﻟﺤﻼﻕ ﻟﻜﻲ ﻳﺤﻠﻖ ﻟﻪ
ﺷﻌﺮ ﺭﺃﺳﻪ ﻭﻳﻬﺬﺏ ﻟﻪ ﻟﺤﻴﺘﻪ
ﻭﻣﺎ ﺃﻥ ﺑﺪﺃ ﺍﻟﺤﻼﻕ ﻋﻤﻠﻪ ﻓﻲ ﺣﻠﻖ ﺭﺃﺱ
ﻫﺬﺍ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﻞ
ﺣﺘﻰ ﺑﺪﺃ ﺑﺎﻟﺤﺪﻳﺚ ﻣﻌﻪ ﻓﻲ ﺃﻣﻮﺭ ﻛﺜﻴﺮﺓ
ﺇﻟﻰ ﺃﻥ ﺑﺪﺃ ﺍﻟﺤﺪﻳﺚ ﺣﻮﻝ ﻭﺟﻮﺩ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺤﻼﻕ :- ﺃﻧﺎ ﻻ ﺃﺅﻣﻦ ﺑﻮﺟﻮﺩ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺰﺑﻮﻥ :- ﻟﻤﺎﺫﺍ ﺗﻘﻮﻝ ﺫﻟﻚ ؟
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺤﻼﻕ :- ﺣﺴﻨﺎ ، ﻣﺠﺮﺩ ﺃﻥ ﺗﻨﺰﻝ ﺇﻟﻰ
ﺍﻟﺸﺎﺭﻉ ﻟﺘﺪﺭﻙ ﺑﺄﻥ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻏﻴﺮ ﻣﻮﺟﻮﺩ ﻗﻞ
ﻟﻲ
ﺇﺫﺍ ﻛﺎﻥ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻣﻮﺟﻮﺩﺍ ﻫﻞ ﺗﺮﻯ ﺃﻧﺎﺳﺎ
ﻣﺮﺿﻰ ؟
ﻭﺇﺫﺍ ﻛﺎﻥ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻣﻮﺟﻮﺩﺍ ﻫﻞ ﺗﺮﻯ ﻫﺬﻩ
ﺍﻹﻋﺪﺍﺩ ﺍﻟﻐﻔﻴﺮﺓ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻷﻃﻔﺎﻝ
ﺍﻟﻤﺸﺮﺩﻳﻦ ؟
ﻃﺒﻌﺎ ﺇﺫﺍﻛﺎﻥ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻣﻮﺟﻮﺩﺍ ﻓﻠﻦ ﺗﺮﻯ ﻣﺜﻞ
ﻫﺬﻩ ﺍﻵﻻﻡ ﻭﺍﻟﻤﻌﺎﻧﺎﺓ
ﺃﻧﺎ ﻻ ﺃﺳﺘﻄﻴﻊ ﺃﻥ ﺃﺗﺼﻮﺭ ﻛﻴﻒ ﻳﺴﻤﺢ ﺫﻟﻚ
ﺍﻹﻟﻪ ﺍﻟﺮﺣﻴﻢ ﻣﺜﻞ ﻫﺬﻩ ﺍﻷﻣﻮﺭ
ﻓﻜﺮ ﺍﻟﺰﺑﻮﻥ ﻟﻠﺤﻈﺎﺕ ﻟﻜﻨﻪ ﻟﻢ ﻳﺮﺩ ﻋﻠﻰ
ﻛﻼﻡ ﺍﻟﺤﻼﻕ ﺣﺘﻰ ﻻ ﻳﺤﺘﺪ ﺍﻟﻨﻘﺎﺵ
ﻭﺑﻌﺪ ﺃﻥ ﺍﻧﺘﻬﻰ ﺍﻟﺤﻼﻕ ﻣﻦ ﻋﻤﻠﻪ ﻣﻊ
ﺍﻟﺰﺑﻮﻥ . . ﺧﺮﺝ ﺍﻟﺰﺑﻮﻥ ﺇﻟﻰ ﺍﻟﺸﺎﺭﻉ
ﻓﺸﺎﻫﺪ ﺭﺟﻞ ﻃﻮﻳﻞ ﺷﻌﺮ ﺍﻟﺮﺃﺱ ﻣﺜﻞ
ﺍﻟﻠﻴﻒ ،
ﻃﻮﻳﻞ ﺍﻟﻠﺤﻴﺔ ، ﻗﺬﺭ ﺍﻟﻤﻨﻈﺮ ،ﺃﺷﻌﺚ ﺃﻏﺒﺮ
ﻓﺮﺟﻊ ﺍﻟﺰﺑﻮﻥ ﻓﻮﺭﺍ ﺇﻟﻰ ﺻﺎﻟﻮﻥ ﺍﻟﺤﻼﻗﺔ
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺰﺑﻮﻥ ﻟﻠﺤﻼﻕ :- ﻫﻞ ﺗﻌﻠﻢ ﺑﺄﻧﻪ ﻻ
ﻳﻮﺟﺪ ﺣﻼﻕ ﺃﺑﺪﺍ
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺤﻼﻕ ﻣﺘﻌﺠﺒﺎ:- ﻛﻴﻒ ﺗﻘﻮﻝ ﺫﻟﻚ . .
ﺃﻧﺎ ﻫﻨﺎ ﻭﻗﺪ ﺣﻠﻘﺖ ﻟﻚ ﺍﻵﻥ
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺰﺑﻮﻥ:- ﻟﻮ ﻛﺎﻥ ﻫﻨﺎﻙ ﺣﻼﻗﻴﻦ ﻟﻤﺎ
ﻭﺟﺪﺕ ﻣﺜﻞ ﻫﺬﺍ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﻞ
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺤﻼﻕ ﺑﻞ ﺍﻟﺤﻼﻗﻴﻦ
ﻣﻮﺟﻮﺩﻳﻦ . ..ﻭﺇﻧﻤﺎ ﺣﺪﺙ ﻣﺜﻞ ﻫﺬﺍ ﺍﻟﺬﻱ
ﺗﺮﺍﻩ ﻋﻨﺪﻣﺎ ﻻﻳﺄﺗﻲ ﻫﺆﻻﺀ ﺍﻟﻨﺎﺱ ﻟﻲ ﻟﻜﻲ
ﺃﺣﻠﻖ ﻟﻬﻢ
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺰﺑﻮﻥ ﻭﻫﺬﺍ ﺑﺎﻟﻀﺒﻂ ﺑﺎﻟﻨﺴﺒﺔ ﺇﻟﻰ
ﺍﻟﻠﻪ . . . ﻓﺎﻟﻠﻪ ﻣﻮﺟﻮﺩ ﻭﻟﻜﻦ ﻳﺤﺪﺙ ﺫﻟﻚ
ﻋﻨﺪﻣﺎ ﻻ ﻳﺬﻫﺐ ﺍﻟﻨﺎﺱ ﺇﻟﻴﻪ ﻋﻨﺪ ﺣﺎﺟﺘﻬﻢ
.ﻭﻟﺬﻟﻚ ﺗﺮﻯ ﺍﻵﻻﻡ ﻭﺍﻟﻤﻌﺎﻧﺎﺓ

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